Has-been
wanted
to be
no one
and everything
all the same.
This position assists
with the day-to-day operations
of the Infinite.
Requirements include
a demonstrated aptitude
for butting up against
the cold, hard ground.
Must be formed of stardust.
Must have breathed your last,
certification as
sacrificial lamb welcome, but
not necessary. Dissolving as ash into atmosphere a plus!
Utter and complete bafflement preferred.
100% relocation compensation,
irrelevant sick and vacation leave policies,
opportunities to haunt.
The out-of-body
need only
apply. The Afterlife is
an equal opportunity employer.